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April 8, 1998

The Black Widow & Mr. Christian Wedding is On!

The Britannia Search & Rescue Guild is pleased to announce the wedding of two of its most valued members: Black Widow and Mr. Christian. The date, time and place are now verified. April 9th , 10pm EST/7pm PST,on the Baja Shard’s BS&R Operations Center (North of Trinsic there is a swamp. On the swamp’s East edge there is a Cemetery. The BS&R OC is on the North side of the Cemetery). The ceremony will be delivered by Nobody, guildmaster of the BS&R. Last minute information will be found at www.hurm.com/guild.htm.

In a nutshell, I imagine it like this: at 10pm, all members and
onlookers will be sitting down or standing behind the designated candle “barrier.” The barrier stretches east-west, starting at the entrance of the Tent in front of the Smithy. I will be at the far end of the barrier, away from the Tent, perhaps behind a pulpit, in front of two empty thrones. Mr. Christian will be to one side of the thrones. I will ask everyone to calm down, the musician will begin playing, and Black Widow will emerge from the Tent with PapaMan, her father. They will walk down the aisle toward Mr. Christian and myself, stopping at the end as PapaMan steps to one side and the bride and groom sit in the two thrones. I will then begin the dialogue shared between Black Widow, Mr. Christian, and myself (SET THOSE
MACROS YOU TWO :] ). At the end there will be an exchange of rings, and then congratulations may be hoisted upon the newlyweds and the reception will begin.

Posted by Keith at April 8, 1998 12:01 PM

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